If your going to through stones in a glass house at least be sober enough to throw straight. Glass is sharp it WILL cut you.
If you can’t play nice no wants to play with you any more
If you make your bed, make it well, because you WILL sleep in it.
If you mess with the bull you are going to get the horns.
That was fun! I Have some texas euphemisms too but I’ll save that forLater. Right now I’m working on how to pony ride a big round Housewife when she becomes too repulsive to fuck.